Jokes I Found

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

God's Time

A man is praying to God. "Lord," He prays.
"Is it true that to you a million years is but a second?"
"Yes." The Lord says. "That is true."
Then he asked, "Well then, what is a million dollars to you?"
"A million dollars to me", says the Lord, "is but a penny."
"Ah, then Lord," says the man, "may I have a penny?"
"Sure,", says the Lord, "just a second."
-Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar: Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes
by Thomas Cathcart and Daniel Klein
as quoted by Tom Magliozzi on Car Talk 10-20-2007

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Tuesday, October 02, 2007


"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."
Dick Cavett

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